But how do I know you’re not actually a crazy cat lady who stays in all weekend to watch Bravo 24/7?
All of these worked better than the standard "hey" or "hey, what's up" that is the baseline greeting most people use. Would you rather have weekly hiccups or never sneeze to completion ever again? What's the most awkward movie you've watched with your parents?
Tickld has an example that only works on someone named Kassandra: “If you remove the D from your name, it’s an anagram for the word Arkansas,” a playful online dater wrote.
Kassandra answered that she’d never heard that one before.
On a dating site, a generic message is the kiss of death. ” and what I hear is “Please feel free to delete this message.
I don’t care enough to try.” Impersonal greetings are just lazy, and I don’t have time to respond to hundreds of identical “sups” from people who may or may not be interested in me personally.